I am still Chris Crane, a noble man by every measure.
As head writer of The Stanford Chaparral, the nation's second oldest humor magazine, I keep myself busy. The editors constantly burden me with various responsibilities, and so I am now founding a new humor publication. It will be known as The Crane-arral, and it will be marvelous.
Let us chat again, as we did on the previous page. Do you remember how much fun we had? Let us relive those days. Don't worry—I will remember your name and consider you a good friend.
Mustache Update*
Did Chris decide to grow a mustache today?
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